• AnonymousWe were doing a religions project in history, and this one guy had Judaism. After a few days of research, he called me over to his desk and, when I asked what his problem was, he said, "I don't get it. Do the Jews worship the Torah?"
  • i-once-had-a-goy-tell-me

    That is actually kind of funny.

  • Whirler-Boy RottenPotatoellama

    bunmer:

    the tahlmood and the taroh

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thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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sweet-bitsy:

lampsarepeopletoo:

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hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SH*T

Isn’t this how everyone plays

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smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

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